Putting a positive spin on the narrative

The Lawn-Cutting Crew is a humor fiction blog. It's sort of like a comic strip, but without the drawings. It offers self-contained chapters and lots of laughs.

I had taken the day off from the maintenance crew because I had an interview with a public-relations firm. I sat in the lobby in my itchy suit, my tie choking me like a silk noose. 

As I was re-reading my resume for the thousandth time, the door opened and the hiring manager called me in. I stood up and offered her a sweaty hand. She shook it and winced. 

She led me into a glimmering conference room. A row of sharply dressed executives sat at a long table. 

“Please, have a seat,” a man said, motioning to the head of the table.

“Thank you.” I sat down, setting my resume in front of me. My sweaty palm left a noticeable handprint on the table’s glass surface. I immediately tried to wipe it off with my sleeve.

“So we understand you have a Journalism degree,” one of the executives said.

I nodded. “That’s correct. I graduated a few months ago.” 

“And do you have any public-relations experience?” another executive asked.

My palms started to gush even more sweat. I hated this question. This was always when my interviews fell apart.

“I do have knowledge of public-relations concepts and values,” I said, sitting with my back straight. I opened my mouth to say more, but stopped. 

The executives looked at each other.

“OK,” one said. “Tell us a little about your work history.”

This was another hardball question that tended to unravel my chances of getting the job. But this time, I was prepared with an answer.

“Well,” I said, “since graduation, I’ve been pursuing a career in the green industry.”

One of the executives raised his eyebrows. “The green industry?”

“That’s correct,” I said. “And as we all know, going green is important in today’s environmentally conscious climate.” 

“It says here you’re employed with Benito’s Landscape Service,” one of the executives said, holding a copy of my resume.

I swallowed. “That’s correct.”

“And it says your position is a day laborer who specializes in mowing lawns.”

“Correct, yes,” I said.

The entire room stared at me. 

“So you mow lawns?” the executive asked. “That’s your current profession?” 

“Technically, yes,” I said. “But I often spin it as working in the green industry. You might even say I’m rebranding myself.”

The executive blinked several times. “Rebranding yourself?” 

“Precisely,” I said. “And I believe my ability to put a positive spin on the narrative demonstrates my natural propensity for public relations. Wouldn’t you agree?” 

The executive continued to stare.

I pointed to the door behind me. “Should I see myself out?”

“Please,” the executive said. “All the spin you’ve been spewing at us is making me dizzy.”

Author: Allen

I’m a humorist and fiction writer, as well as the author of two books. One is a collection of humor, and one is a collection of short stories. Both books are available on Amazon. I always wanted to write a comic strip, but I can’t draw. Not even a stick-person. So that’s why “The Lawn-Cutting Crew” is a comic strip without drawings. I hope you enjoy!

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