What’s a written comic strip?
It’s pretty much like a regular comic strip, except without the drawings. I’ve always wanted to do my own comic strip, except I can’t draw. I’m terrible. My people have beach balls for bodies and tree branches for arms. I actually draw worse now than I did when I was five.
So for me, a written comic strip is the next best thing.
So are you saying your life is a comic strip?
Pretty much, yeah. The material is endless.
Can I pay you $1 million for the movie rights to your blog?
Thank you, but no. I much prefer poverty and obscurity to riches and fame.
Are you serious? Of course you can give me tons of money. Cash and checks are accepted.