Frequently asked questions

Frequently Asked QuestionsWhat’s a written comic strip?

It’s pretty much like a regular comic strip, except without the drawings. I’ve always wanted to do my own comic strip, except I can’t draw. I’m terrible. My people have beach balls for bodies and tree branches for arms. I actually draw worse now than I did when I was five.

So for me, a written comic strip is the next best thing.

So are you saying your life is a comic strip?

Pretty much, yeah. The material is endless.

Can I pay you $1 million for the movie rights to your blog?

Thank you, but no. I much prefer poverty and obscurity to riches and fame.

Are you serious? Of course you can give me tons of money. Cash and checks are accepted.

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